Picture this!
Tuesday, March 25th, 2008I’d like to say something on the subject of picture quality.
Fuck picture quality.
Alright… Not really, really but, y’know, a little bit. Fuck it a little bit. More like who-gives-a-fuck? it.
Listen, I’m just tired. I’ve been researching video editing software and the peripherals inherent therein and it’s just terribly tedious. I so don’t care about 4:4:4 vs 4:3:3 or 4:2:2 or whatever! And I have like 20-10 vision and can paint a colour wheel by smell. Picture quality is such a scam - with the notable exception perhaps of nature documentaries…
Darren Aronofsky’s Pi was black and white with like 6 shades of grey and it was captivating; Blair Witch was total crap and it scared me silly (shut up, you loved it); and lets not forget a hundred classics and even more movies we all watched on cruddy old TVs before HD. All I’m saying is, talent trumps technology and I am so through trying to optimize every freaking pixel of screen real estate. There are ten times more codecs out there then there are colours in the entire Prismacolor and Faber-Castell pencil collections combined and - seriously - we’re going through all of this to make Transformers look good? The king isn’t wearing any clothes!
I’m done with it. The Great Big Emptiness or Refrain (like it?) or whatever the hell I’m going to call this thing is going to look like crap. I’ve decided. And you’re going to like it, damn it!
Sound quality on the other hand…
I love my brain, we’ve got a great relationship (purely platonic), because the older I get and the more I develope my production methods, the more Present-Tyler can rely on the fact that Past-Tyler’s decisions won’t upset Future-Tyler. For instance, with this real-time playback storyboard I’ve been creating entering its third week of development I’ve been getting a little impatient; begun second guessing myself… But then I remembered that Past-Tyler wouldn’t set me up to waste my time; that there must be a reason I’m spending so much pre-production on this storyboard when in all likelyhood I’ll just be making a lot of it up as I go when it comes down to shooting. Then my brain reminded me what I was up to:
When you get your subscription to Animation Magazine this month, check out the nod to Minushi on page 22 in the Home Entertainment section. I don’t know writer Mercedes Milligan personally but I like the way she